Ok so I'm back..after 3 long days of nursing a migraine attack..which to think of it...started with JAMES!!!

James, James, James..3 days of my life I suffered..and its you me blames!

This Ram Gopal Varma production was a real dud and apparently RGV (now) sees that too. Instead of a simple "Oops, I'm sorry"....he is risking a "Oops, I did it again!" by remaking this mistake.

With probably a gazillion aspiring actresses outside RGV's production house, how does a Nisha Kothari get a break? Ok the question should probably be WHY??? Her introduction song was short of being pornographic by one very fine line..of fabric. I never thought I'd say these words, she actually made Urmila seem aesthetic.

I read that the filmmakers thought that Nisha was the right mix of sexiness & innocence. Now that is probably how I'd describe RGV's other find - Mohit Ahlawat. Ok so he might be a tad bit bimbo-ish but he was the only reason I made it through the rest of the crude blood & skin display. I can kinda see how RGV thinks he'll make a good Jai (Sholay). He does have the strong & silent thing about him.

Unfortunately for Mohit Ahlawat his voice is not half as impressive as Randeep Hooda's.

Coming to Sush's boy-toy Randeep Hooda..it is sad that his movie D-The Company was so underrated. He did a rather decent job even.

Ok while we are talking about cute Bolly guys, how can I miss out Abhishek & Saif. Well apparently I'll have to rework on my sidecart fantasy..coz Saif has now replaced Abhishek Bachchan as Veeru in Sholay.

Hooda've thought RGV will Abhi decide to take the Saif route to Mo-hits?